Crusaders

CrusadersSome Inquisitors enlist Crusaders from the honour guard of the Cardinals Crimson that most mysterious of all the Ecclesiarchy's many orders. Crusaders are recruited for their unflagging devotion to the Emperor. To be selected is a great honour, though it leads to a gruelling life of asceticism and martial perfection, but also inevitably to an unmourned death in battle. Nonetheless, such a calling guarantees the opportunity to test sword and shield

" —Tolarian research notes

Set: Legends Type: Creature — Satyr Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{G}{G} You may choose not to untap Willow Satyr during your untap step

you win the game

Set: Exodus Type: Creature — Zombie Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{B} {X}{X}{B}: Destroy target nonblack creature with mana value X

It can't be regenerated

or maybe the Chainsaw of Bloody Dismemberment

Set: Revised Edition (Foreign Black Border) Type: Sorcery Rare Cost: {X}{B} Target player discards X cards at random

A devil's hands are never idle

a grenade launcher

When the Chaos Space Marines come to a planet

sacrifice Goblin Mime

Set: Champions of Kamigawa Type: Legendary Artifact — Equipment Rarity: Rare Cost: {2} Konda's Banner can be attached only to a legendary creature