Espresso Machine Ornament

Espresso Machine OrnamentEnhance your holiday decor with a touch of sophistication using this Funny Glass Christmas Ornament in the shape of an espresso machine. Ideal for coffee enthusiasts, this intricately crafted ornament adds a unique charm to your Christmas tree.

because people can see all those attibutes for themselves

isn't that what great art is all about

I imagine it's secretly judging my culinary skills with the gentle condescension of a seaside bed and breakfast owner who knows you've never tasted real clam chowder

but life has a funny way of turning you into the very thing you once mocked

right next to the spot where I usually stand to contemplate life's great mysteries

I never thought I'd find myself extolling the virtues of a ceramic wall flower

gushing over a ceramic wall flower like it's the second coming of Andy Warhol

I never thought I'd be the type of person to fall in love with a fake flower

so Chive did not design this

" Mom cooed

it's for feeding the flower monster that lives inside the wall

Unleash Jasmine